Velvet Jones School of Technology t-shirts, black tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, dark t shirts and more.
On the front: "Velvet Jones School of Technology - Be Somebody! Be a Ho!"
"Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of sixteen and twenty-five? Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do? Well, you never need get up again, because in six short weeks I can train you to be high paying ho. Just think - fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom. Sound too good to be true? Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."
"Be Somebody! Be a Ho!"