You know they don't just make toys at the north pole. Santa's Workshop relies on a huge community of elves - hard working union elves. When they're not building toys and making gifts, these elves love to party. And their favorite place to go after a hard day's work is The North Pole Gentlemen's Club. The wassail flows and the girls are sexy. These aren't just run of the mill strippers, they're classy, talented, elegant exotic dancers. Regular patrons like Kris Kringle (don't tell Mrs. Claus) and the Grinch enjoy such entertaining delights as Cindy Lou Hoo doing her famous "Sit on Santa's Lap Dance", girl-girl eggnog jello wrestling, Hide the Candy Cane, the Band Camp Flute, the Dirty Sanchez and the infamous North Pole Slide. And don't ever call the ladies "whores" or "ho" lest the abominable snowman will bounce you out on your butt and you'll end up with coal in your stocking (among other places). So whenever you visit Santa's Workshop, come on down to the North Pole Gentlemen's Club and get yourself put on the Naughty List. Click on an item to get more information on it (or if you want to buy it, of course).
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